PETA wants Mars to be 100 percent vegan
In a move that will surprise nobody, America's favorite cult, PETA, wishes to spread their message of lunacy to Mars. Not to be outdone, The Church of Scientology will surely wish to send a goodwill ambassador to ensure that any traces of Xenu's intergalactic thetans are dealt with properly. Between the vegans insistence that no medical treatments be available that were derived from animal research and the Scientologists demands that all form of psychiatric care be banned, Earth's first colony on Mars will probably end up like Jonestown if indulged.
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